Roll up, roll up, come one come all, and welcome to the circus. Everyone loves the circus. The endless corridors and twisted turns have had a little bit of a revamp, for too many found their way out. We have introduced some new acts for your enjoyment, don’t get left behind or you may get lost in the maze within the maze.

Welcome to Mayhem Manor, a home from home, we are not a residential home but a home for those young at heart who would like the outside to look as young as the inside feels. We have highly unqualified surgeons and scientists who find ways to make those wrinkles smoother. We are always trying new techniques and experiments in our on-site laboratory, practise makes perfect. Who says beauty is only skin deep.

The bell rings to tell you to bring out your dead. The church will provide safety for everyone. St Cuthbert’s on the Hill provides hope from the darkness, but she has returned and you will need to pray for forgiveness. Make your way deeper into the tunnels, bring your posies, there is safety in numbers, the plague is not the only evil inside the Crypt.

Welcome to Werehouse 51 for all your trade and storage requirements. There has been a leak in aisle 1 by Toxic laboratory storage, which the facilities team have gone to deal with, we just haven’t seen them for a while. Ignore the strange animal and inhumanane screams you may hear from quarantine, no need for alarm – it is all under control.

Welcome to Longville, the population changes here daily. Pa and the hillbilly family are ready to welcome you to “come on in” you may even get to stay for supper to celebrate Billyboys return. Something is happening, don’t walk alone, you need to remember to stay to the path.